The Wardinator

Hello All,

This is my first official blog post so here we go.

I’m 34 years old and I have to admit, I think i’m pretty fucked up. I also use pretty offensive language most of the time so if you don’t like that sort of thing then move along, you’re not going to like my writings.

I generally don’t like people and think I’m actually somewhat of an angry person when it comes to the human race. I mean, most of you are complete fucking morons and my tolerance for you is generally pretty low.

You wouldn’t like me when I’m angry. Look at the pic.

It’s not that I dislike everyone it’s just that I think I am better looking, smarter, and generally better than almost everyone on the planet. I don’t have too many people that I like but for some reason it seems there are a lot of people that like me. For some reason, people like assholes, thats good for me.
My intent with my blog is to entertain and just give people a good laugh with my different perspective on every day life events. I plan to eventually write a book detailing how I actually became the man I am today. Maybe it will be a how to “not raise your children” But for now I am going to just use this as an avenue to put my daily thoughts down in print as there just isn’t room for them in my head.

I hope you enjoy what I have to say and my perspective on things. If you don’t, I probably don’t give a shit anyway but if you do, please tell a friend to subscribe to read about what I go through on a day to day basis.

I also love hatemail so if you think I’m a complete prick and want to tell me so then email me at ward@thewardinator.com and maybe I’ll make fun of you in one of my blogs with your pathetic attempts to belittle me.

Or you can just leave a comment on my posts and I might make it a point to write about your specific stupidity.  Come on….Don’t be afraid.